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- WXYZ[WXYZ[WX - - - - - F - REETINGS AGAIN! - OU HAVE LOCATED THE SECRET PART! - AT YOURSELF ON THE BACK AND GIVE YOURSELF A HANDSHAKE. - EXPECT THAT YOU WOULD LIKE TO KNOW WHAT THIS PART CONTAINS. - WOULD LIKE TO WELCOME YOU TO THE WONDERFUL WORLD OF REAL-TIME ONE BIT SAMPLING. - OR THIS EXERCISE, LADIES, YOU WILL NEED THE FOLLOWING ITEMS: A DATACASSETTE (FOR THE IMPATIENT ONES AMONGST YOU, THAT'S THE LUMP OF HARDWARE YOU BINNED WHEN YOU GOT YOUR DISK DRIVE). - OU WILL ALSO NEED ONE CASSETTE OF YOUR FAVOURATE MUSIC, COMEDIAN OR - EUNIG INTERVIEWS. - INALLY, YOU WILL REQUIRE TWO (2) EAR PLUGS PREFERABLY OF MATCHING STYLES. - NSERT THE DATACASSETTE PLUG INTO THE REAR OF YOUR MACHINE ENSURING THAT IT IS TURNED ON OFF AROUND SIDEWAYS UP REALLY LOUD. - NSERT THE CASSETTE INTO THE DATACASSETTE BUT BEFORE YOU PRESS PLAY, INSERT THE EARPLUGS INTO THEIR APPROPRIATE PLACES. - REFERABLY YOUR EARS. - AKE SURE THAT THEY ARE SCREWED IN REALLY TIGHT. - HIS IS BEST DONE WHEN YOU HAVE A STEADY FLOW OF BLOOD POOLING ON YOUR SHOULDERS. - OW THE FUN STARTS. - RESS THE PLAY KEY ON THE DATASSETTE AND SEE IF YOU CAN RECOGNISE THE HORRIBLE SQUEALS COMING OUT OF YOUR MONITOR SPEAKER. - ASN'T THAT FUN? - KAY, THAT'S TODAYS SELF BUTCHERING LESSON OVER AND DONE WITH. - H, BY THE WAY...YOU CAN EXIT THIS PART. - E WEREN'T ORIGINALLY GOING TO LET YOU BUT - TYLE TOLD ME TO RECODE THE DAMN THING BECAUSE OF PROBLEMS WITH OUR REAL TIME LOADER. - HAT'S BEEN SCRAPED NOW SO YOU CAN NOW RETURN TO THE DEMO. - AHAHAHAHAHAHA! - INSTEIN IS FADING AWAY.... -
- BDFHJLNPRTVXZ/^ "$&(*, - COMPOSED BY EINSTEIN/CHROME (C) 2 JANUARY 1993. TITLE -- "QUICKIE" BUT NOT THAT QUICK! - HELLO AGAIN! EINSTEIN RETURNS AGAIN WITH ANOTHER TYPICALLY STUFFED UP PART. I WAS GOING TO SAVE THISONE FOR OUR NEXT DEMO BUT I THOUGHT "NAH, STUFF IT! I'LL DO IT NOW." THIS HAS TAKEN ABOUT TWO HOURS TO CODE SO FAR BUT THAT INCLUDES THREE VERSIONS: ONE WITH A BORING CHAR SCROLL THAT IS POSITIONED A LITTLE FURTHER DOWN THE PHSYICAL SCREEN THAT IT SHOULD BE BUT LOOKS GOOD (FINALLY, A PERFECTLY CENTERED SCREEN!), THE PREDECESSOR TO THIS WHICH IS KNACKERED AND THIS ONE CONTAINING A TWO SPRITE SINUS, A SIX CHAR SPRITE SCROLL AND SOME BADLY PROGRAMMED RASTERS. IT'S NOT QUITE COMPLETE YET BUT I'M NEARLY THERE.... TIME FOR SOME CREDITS -- CODE AND MUSIC BY EINSTEIN AND THESE SPRITES BY THOMAS KONICA (DID I GET THAT RIGHT?) OF DIGITAL EXCESS. WELL, IT WAS WHEN I NICKED THEM. STYLE HAS GIVEN THE DEADLINE FOR THIS DEMO. WE HAVE TO GET OUR PARTS COMPLETE BY FRIDAY, THE 9TH OF APRIL. THAT GIVES ME EIGHT DAYS TO PLAY WITH (APRIL FOOLS DAY, TODAY...BUT I'M A JUNE FOOL!) THAT MEANS THAT I'VE WRITTEN ALMOST FOUR PARTS. THIS, MULTISCROLLERS, THE DODGY BAMBELEO MIX AND THE ORIGINAL VERSION OF THE DIGI INTRO (STYLE HAS REWRITTEN THAT). WE'VE RUN INTO A COUPLE OF PROBLEMS OVER THE LAST FEW WEEKS. EPIZODE/VFX HAS BLOWN UP THE DIGITISER (AUSTUDY STILL HASN'T PAID ME SO I CAN'T AFFORD TO GET ONE OF MY OWN) AND I THINK I'VE STUFFED UP PHAZE'S (NOW STRIDER OF QUANTUM) VIDEO DIGITISER. OOPS! I RETUNED IT TO GET SOME PICTURES FOR MY NEXT PART AND NOW 80% OF THE SCREEN LOOKS GREAT BUT THE LAST 20% IS A STRETCHED BLUR. PLEASE DON'T HURT ME TOO MUCH CHRIS! THERE IS STILL A COUPLE OF GLITCHES TO FIX IN THIS PART BUT I'M STUFFED! I'VE STILL GOT AT LEAST ONE PART TO DO YET AND THAT REQUIRES ONE VERY AWKWARD UTILITY TO BE WRITTEN: A BITMAP TO SPRITE CONVERTER. UGH! WHY DID I LEARN CODE????? I'M GONNA LOSE MY NUT IF I'M NOT CAREFUL. ALL THIS AND TAFE AS WELL. AT LEAST THE CLASSES DON'T START UNTIL 11:30 TOMORROW. I WONDER WHAT HORRIBLE PLANS TOM HAS FOR US? OH, YEAH....THE "DECISION MAKING AND PROBLEM SOLVING" ASSIGNMENT (THAT'S JUST ONE SUBJECT). I EXPECT I'LL COME IN AND TOM WILL SAY "HEY, KRIS. THAT ASSIGNMENT YOU HANDED IN LAST WEEK....WELL, I LIKE IT BUT YOU GOT IT ALL WRONG. SORRY. 60% OF YOUR ASSESMENT THROWN AWAY." I'VE BEEN LOOKING THROUGH THE LATEST VERSION OF COMMODORE FORCE. UGH! THIS USED TO BE A VERY GOOD MAG A COUPLE OF YEARS BACK BUT NOW IT'S GOT SO SMEGGING TREDY! IT'S SICKENING TO BEHOLD. EVEN LLOYD MANAGRAM, WHO ONCE COULD BE DEPENDED ON FOR A WITTY BUT SENSIBLE CONVERSATION AND WAS ABLE TO ANSWER EVEN MY DEMENTED LETTERS WELL, HASGONE TRENDY AND GROWN OBNOXIOUS. ANYWAY LLOYD, I DID GET A MANIACS OF NOISE MUSIC ROUTINE (NO THANKS TO YOU GUYS) AND TO WAZ PILKINGTON, YES! I DID ENJOY YOUR M.O.N. MUSIC HACKS. THANKYOU FOR ASKING! AND ARE YOU STILL WONDERING WHO WONKO THE SANE WAS/IS? HAHA! AT LEAST WE STILL HAVE COMMODORE FORMAT! THANK GOD FOR SOME SENSE. THE ONLY REASON I CONTINUE TO GET COMMODORE FORCE IS BECAUSE OF THE P.D. SECTION. WELL DONE REMI EBUS AND CONGRATS ON GETTING THE INTERVIEW WITH JEROEN TEL! WHERE WAS THE PHOTO? I MUST GET HOLD OF THAT C.D. EVEN IF I DO HATE HOUSE-ACID-DANCE-TECHNO-RAP STYLE NOISES (I REFUSE TO CALL IT MUSIC!) ANYWAY, I THINK I HAVE RAMBLED ON ENOUGH. I SOMEHOW DOUBT THAT YOU REALLY WANT TO READ MY THOUGHTS ON SUCH SUBJECTS OR ELSE YOU WOULD HAVE OF WRITTEN TO ME, EH? OKAY, SEE YOU LATER. HAVE A GOOD LIFE....WELL, THE ONES OF YOU WHO DESERVE TO HAVE A GOOD LIFE.....HEH! -
- YEH!!! A MAD MIX OF THE CLASSIC SONG 'COLD GIN' BY THE LEGENDS OF ROCK, KISS!! THIS WAS DONE BY ME (STYLE) USING MY 'RUN A DIGI-MIX OFF AN IRQ INTERRUPT' ROUTINE, WHICH BASICALLY NEEDS ONLY ONE INTERRUPT (IRQ) FOR THE WHOLE KIT AND KABOODLE.... SO, WHAT DO YA THINK OF THIS DEMO??? PERSONALLY I THINK IT'S PRETTY COOL BUT BY TODAY'S STANDARDS IT LOOKS PRETTY LAME. OH WELL, WE WILL BE BACK WITH BETTTER STUFF IN THE FUTURE. I'M CURRENTLY WORKING ON A 5X5 FLI SCROLL WHICH SCROLLS ALL COLOURS ASWELL SO ALL THE CHARACTERS CAN BE COMPLETELY DIFFERENT COLOURS!! ALSO I'VE BEEN PLAYING WITH COLOUR MIXING USING THE ROWLAND BROS METHOD OF ALTERNATE HORIZONTAL LINES. SOME COLOURS MIX QUITE WELL!! OK NOW, MY PERSONAL GREETZ: COMMODORE 64 4-MEG RAM EXPANSIONS TO - MICK OF PILBARA BBS (HEY DUDE, I'M WORKING ON A GREAT BBS INTRO, ALL I NEED IS GRAPHICS!), STRIDER/QUANTUM (HI CHRIS), WOLFMAN, STIGS AND QUETZAL/PARALAX (HEY MAN!!! GET ACTIVE WITH THE CODE BOYEE!!)... BY THE WAY, SINCE WE'VE BEEN INACTIVE FOR A YEAR A NEW GROUP IN EUROPE HAS POPPED UP WITH THE NAME CHROME!! THESE LAMERZ SHOULD HAVE CHECKED FIRST!! PLEASE IGNORE THEM. AND IF YOU ARE READING THIS GUYZ, YOU LOSE!! CHROME (US) HAVE BEEN AROUND FOR ABOUT 3.5 YEARS, SO GUESS WHO'S GOTTA CHANGE THEIR NAME? BFN -
IS LOVERLY CHARSET BUT I LIKE IT. - D BASTARDS! JUST THE WAY I LIKE IT!!! HE - HEAR FROM HIM FROM ONE MONTH TO THE NEXT - IENDS AND NEIGHBOURS. - ARY? - CAN NOW REMOVE MY HA - A CELICA WITHOUT THE HORSE IN THE PASSE - GOT REALLY HOOPY - HUI - SH AT THE MOMENT. - EOPLE KEEP BORROWING - - EEYARDLE DAH DAHDLE DEE DAH DAH DOO DAH DAH DEE DOODLE DLA DAH. - IHO FLESHY SUNSTANCES, - INSTEIN KICKS OUT WITH ANOTHER POINTLESS BUT UNUSUAL PART. - CAN HEAR YOU ASK YOURSELF " - HAT IS THE POINT OF THIS?". - HE ANSWER MY FRIENDS, IS " - N MY HUMBLE OPINION, THIS IS THE BEST REASON EVER DEVISED BY MAN (AND, OF COURSE, WOMAN). - USIC (AS ALWAYS) BY - STILL DON'T KNOW WHO DID THIS LOVERLY CHARSET BUT I LIKE IT. - HE TUNE IN THIS PART IS CALLED " - AGE" COMPOSED AS THE THIRD PART OF MY - OOK OUT FOR THE OTHERS: - MUST ADMIT TO BEING A LITTLE DISSAPOINTED WITH THIS PART. - IVE SCROLLERS IS ALL VERY NICE BUT - ORIGINALLY HAD PLANS FOR NINE OR MORE BUT - UNDER ESTIMATED THE RASTER TIME USED BY MY ROUTINES. - 'LL PROBABLY RECODE THE ENTIRE THING BEFORE IT GETS RELEASED ANYWAY. - GOING TO FILL UP ANOTHER FOUR SCROLLERS? - 'LL SAVE A COUPLE FOR SOME FREINDS. - HROME GUYS THIS WEEKEND AND ONE FOR VARIOUS FRIENDS IN VARIOUS OTHER GROUPS ON VARIOUS OTHER COMPUTERS. - OW DOES THAT SOUND? - OT SO GOOD, HUH? - AYBE SOMETHING BETTER WILL COME ALONG BEFORE TOO LONG. - MMM....WHAT COULD - SAY THAT MIGHT INTEREST YOU ANYWAY? - 'LL TELL YOU MY CONTACT ADDRESS. - F YOU FEEL LIKE CONTACTING ME FOR A CHAT, VERY SMALL TIME SWAPPING OR HINTS AND TIPS AND THE LIKE, WRITE TO: - EADMAN COURT - EDINA 6167 - 'M LOOKING FOR PEN-PALS ALL AROUND THE WORLD. - DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE OR WHAT YOU KNOW, SO LONG AS YOU ARE MELLOW AND FREINDLY. - H, YEAH, IF YOU WANT TO CALL ME THEN PHONE ME ON (09) 419 5201 IN - USTRALIA (SORRY, - DON'T KNOW THE - INSTEIN, OR THE SMALL HAIRY DUDE. - F YOU MISSED ANY OF THAT THEN LOOK AT $2D7E IN MEMORY TO RELIVE IT ALL. - O, WHAT DO YOU ALL THINK OF OUR LATEST DEMO? - KNOW THERE ISN'T MUCH IN THE WAY OF OUTSTANDING CODING BUT THAT'S NOT WHAT WE ARE HERE FOR. - VERYONE MUST GET FED UP AT ONE TIME OR ANOTHER SEEING THE SAME OLD EFFECTS OVER AND OVER AGAIN. - O YOU CAN ALL DO - 'S AND SPLIT RASTERS AT EVERY SINGLE PIXEL. - AN'T ANYBODY DO ANYTHING NEW ANYMORE? - , PERSONALLY, AM WORKING ON A NEW EFFECT CALLED " - IRAGE" WHICH IS AN IDEA THAT, AS FAR AS - KNOW, HAS NEVER BEEN DONE BEFORE. - 'M GOING TO GET - TYLE TO CODE IT BECAUSE IT'S BIT OUT OF MY DEPTH. - LL WE NEED IS SOME GRAPHICS FOR IT (ARE YOU LISTENING - E'RE ALSO THINKING ABOUT TAKING ON A COUPLE OF EXTRA MEMBERS TO EXPAND THE GROUP A BIT MORE. - OT TOO MANY, MIND YOU AS WE DON'T WANT THE CREW TO GET TOO BIG. - NYBODY AND EVERYBODY ARE WELCOME TO TRY, NO MATTER WHETHER YOU ARE A CODER, ARTIST OR MUSICIAN. - F YOU ARE INTERESTED THEN SEND ME SOME EXAMPLES OF YOUR EFFORTS FOR EVALUATION. - THINK THAT'S ENOUGH TEXT FOR THIS LINE. - O ON, READ ANOTHER. - EE YOU IN ANOTHER PART. - ELL, TYPICAL OF ALL - HROME MEETINGS, ABSOLUTELY NOTHING WAS ACHIEVED IN THE LAST 24 HOURS. - REPAIRED SOME BUGS THAT HAD OCCURED IN OUR CODE AND THAT WAS ABOUT IT. - N THE FEW SHORT HOURS THAT - ESH WAS HERE, ALL HE DID WAS - SOME GRAPHICS, PLAY GAMES AND WATCH DEMOS (AS ALWAYS). - DON'T KNOW, WE ALWAYS SEEM TO WORK BEST ON OUR OWN. - F YOU ARE WONDERING AS TO THE ABSCENCE OF - HAZE, WELL THE ANSWER IS SIMPLE. - E WAS WORKING AND HE ISN'T PART OF - HROME ANYMORE, ANYWAY. - T WOULD APPEAR THAT HE WILL BE DEVOTING ALL HIS TIME (HAHA!) TO HIS NEW GROUP - HIS LEAVES US IN A SLIGHTLY AWKWARD POSITION (IE. DOWN ONE CODER AND ARTIST). - E NEED NEW MEMBERS! - EAD THE ABOVE SCROLL FOR GORY DETAILS. - TYLE, SAY A FEW WORDS TO THE NICE PEOPLE OUT THERE: NICE PEOPLE???? BLEAGH!!! WHAT A JOKE!!! THERE ARE NO NICE PEOPLE IN THE WORLD OF C64S... JUST BACK-STABBING, CONIVING, UNMORALED BASTARDS! JUST THE WAY I LIKE IT!!! HEHEHE! ANYWAY, HERE I AM AT 'STEINS HQ AFTER JUST HAVING SLEPT... YAWN! WE DECIDED NOT TO STAY UP ALL NIGHT THIS TIME FOR 2 REASONS..... 1) WE NEVER GET ANYTHING USEFUL DONE COZ WE ARE TOO TIRED AND 2) IVE GOT AN EXAM TOMORROW AND BEING ZOMBIFIED IN AN EXAM IS - A GOOD IDEA..... I'M GONNA GO HAVE A FAG (FRANK! COME HERE! HEHE) SO HERE'S STEIN..... - ORDS FROM THE MAGICAL FINGERS OF THE STYLISH ONE HIMSELF. - DISCUSS WITH YOU THAT WON'T GET ME ASSASINATED? - ROBABLY NOTHING, EVERYBODY IS OUT TO KILL ME (JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT - , DOESN'T MEAN THEY'RE NOT - SUPPOSE YOU MIGHT HAVE OF HEARD THAT WE'RE STARTING TO TRAIN LAMERS IN AN EFFORT TO GET SOME NEW (AND AT LEAST REASONABLY TALENTED) BLOOD ON THE SCENE. - HE C64 SCENE SEEMS TO BE A LITTLE QUIET (OVER HERE, ANYWAY) AS A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE DEFECTING TO THE - MIGA (IE. THE ORIGINAL - HIS HAS ANNOYED A FEW PEOPLE TO SAY THE LEAST. - MIGA IS A GOOD MACHINE ( - CAN SAY THAT AS - AM THE PROUD OWNER OF A RATHER BATTERED - 1.2 BEASTY WHICH - WRITE A SMALL AMOUNT OF MUSIC ON AND USE MAINLY AS A SAMPLE SLAVE FOR THE - 64) BUT THEY ARE A LOT EASIER TO CODE ON AS YOU HAVE ALL THE SPECIAL EFFECTS THAT YOU NEED RIGHT AT YOUR FINGERTIPS INSTEAD OF HAVING TO CODE FLASH ROUTINES TO HANDLE THAT ON THE - ALWAYS SAY: GOOD CODERS DO AMAZING THINGS ON THE - CODERS DO EQUALLY AMAZING THINGS ON THE - HERE IS FAR MORE TALENT INVOLVED IN DOING - S OR PLASMAS ON THE - 64 AS WE HAVE TO RELY ON OUR OWN CREATIVE INSTINCT AS WE DON'T HAVE - OPPERS TO TAKE TO LOAD FROM US. - 'LL GET SOME HATE MAIL FROM - MIGA CODERS OUT THERE BUT THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR SPEAKING YOUR MIND. - MMM...WHAT ELSE? - H, YEAH...SOMEBODY - HAVEN'T SEEN FOR MONTHS TURNED UP ON MY DOORSTEP YESTERDAY. - ANDS UP THOSE OF YOU WHO REMEMBER SOME OF OUR OLD DEMOS FROM - SHOULD THINK AS WE NEVER RELEASED ANY. - NYWAY, BACK IN THOSE DAYS, WE HAD A COUPLE OF EXTRA MEMBERS: - AENY (WHO WAS OUR " - WAPPER") AND HIS TWIN BROTHER - PROCKET (WHO WAS A GRAPHICS ARTIST). - AENY (AS YOU MIGHT RECALL FROM - ENESIS) WAS KICKED OUT 'COS OF HIS INCREDIBLE SLACKNESS (HIS COMPUTER GOT REPOSSESED SOON AFTER SO IT DIDN'T MATTER TOO MUCH) AND - PROCKET HAD A KID AND DROPPED OUT OF EXISTANCE ONLY TO SURFACE OCCASIONALY WHEN - ENCOUNTERED HIM DOWN AT - OO CUT AN EXCESSIVLY LONG STORY SHORT, - PROCKET TURNED UP OUT THE BLUE YESTERDAY. - T FIRST WE ALL THOUGHT IT WAS - AENY SO WE SAID " - ARK" AND THE DUDE TURNS AROUND AND SAYS " - HIS RELIEVED ME EMMENSLY 'COS - AM NOT TOO PLEASED WITH - AENY AT THE MOMENT (LONG STORY, NO GORY DETAILS...) - EEMS HE MIGHT BE INTERESTED IN DOING GRAPHICS AGAIN. - UST NEEDS TO GET A NEW COMPUTER FIRST. - H, WELL, WHO KNOWS...YOU MIGHT BE SEEING SOME NEW - PROCKET GRAPHICS IN FUTURE DEMOS. - HERE WE GO, ANOTHER FOUR - ILL THAT DO ME? - THINK SO.... SHALL WE RESTART THE SCROLLER THEN? - ES, WHY NOT (WATCH IS THIS? - ICHENBURY CHAMPAIGN???) - OREVER, INDEED! - HIS PART IS FINALLY FINISHED! - OW MAYBE WE CAN ALL GET SOME SLEEP. - TYLE...REMEMBER HOW YOU SAID IT WAS DIFFICULT TO GET SCROLLING AT 3, 5, 6 AND 7 PIXELS PER FRAME? - EAH, WELL YOU WERE RIGHT. - UT, OF COURSE, NOT IMPOSSIBLE (ALTHOUGH IT VERY NEARLY WAS FOR ME....THIS IS THE THIRD ROUTINE - HAVE HAD TO WRITE TO GET IT WORKING AND WHY IT IS ACTUALLY WORKING NOW IS QUITE BEYOND ME. - CH, WELL, WHO CARES....SIT DOWN....RELAX....CRACK YET ANOTHER CAN OF - WISS BEER) AND TRY TO THINK OF SOME MORE SCROLL TEXT TO TYPE OUT. - HANKS FOR THAT COOL DISK YOU SENT US (ME). - 'VE BEEN SO OUT OF TOUCH WITH THE REST OF THE SCENE THAT - HAD NO IDEA OF YOUR ADDRESS CHANGE. - HAT'S QUITE AN ACHIEVEMENT FOR - USTRALIA POST TO FIND YOUR NEW ADDRESS (EVEN IF IT DID TAKE THEM THREE MONTHS!). - EEP UP THE COOL - NO, EXCELLENT - GRAPHICS. - 'M SURPRISED THAT YOU HAVEN'T HAD A GO AT MAKING MUSIC LIKE - ETROS STUFF IS FAIRLY COOL BUT - AINE HAS A LOT OF WORK TO DO YET. - TIGS: THANKS ALSO FOR THE DISK. - HE LETTER IS SENT OFF AT THE FIRST - HROME MEETING (DECEMBER) AND YOUR DISK ARRIVES AND THE NEXT (JANUARY). - 'VE JUST GOT TO GET " - RUD 6" TO COMPLETE THE COLLECTION. - MMM...IT'S BEEN A RATHER QUIET MONTH. - HAVEN'T SPOKEN TO - ESH FOR QUITE A FEW WEEKS NOW. - DON'T OFTEN HEAR FROM HIM FROM ONE MONTH TO THE NEXT. HEY, MAN... - 'LL RETURN YOUR VIDEO DIGITISER NEXT TIME - OSNELLS WAY OR PARTYING IN - RMADALE (FOR "PARTY", READ " - RINKING VODKA OR CIDER UNTIL IT COMES OUT MY EYEBALLS" AND YOU'LL GET THE IDEA). - UST GIVE ME TIME TO CRACK IT OPEN AND MAKE A COPY OF THE CIRCUIT BOARD (HEHE). - AS ANYONE ATTENDED ANY OF THESE "OPEN LEARNING" COURSES AT - PERSONALLY THINK THEY SUCK, BUT MAYBE THATS JUST ME.... - JUST DON'T HAVE THE SELF-DISIPLINE TO SIT DOWN FOR A FEW HOURS EVERY DAY AND DO MY WORK. - FTER 15 YEARS OF HAVING SOMEONE STAND UP THE FRONT OF THE CLASS BEATING THE INFORMATION INTO MY SKULL WITH A PIECE OF TWO BY FOUR, I JUST CAN'T GET USED TO THE IDEA BEING ABLE TO WORK AT MY OWN PACE FROM HOME. - T WOULD BE NICE IF - THEMSELVES KNEW WHAT WAS GOING ON. - TURNED UP FOR CLASS TODAY FOR THE FIRST TIME IN TWO WEEKS AND EVERYBODY IS HASSLING ME, ASKING WERE - HAVE BEEN FOR THE LAST WEEKS. - STARTED THE COURSE, THE LECTURERS SAID TO US " - E DON'T CARE IF YOU TURN UP OR NOT SO LONG AS YOU COME IN OCCASIONALLY TO SIT THE TESTS. - E AREN'T KEEPING A ROLL". - XTENDED HOLIDAY!" THEN - FIND OUT TODAY THAT THEY ARE ACTUALLY KEEPING A ROLL, BUT ONLY FOR THOSE WHO, LIKE ME, ARE ON - NEED TO ATTEND 75% OF THE CLASSES BEFORE - HAVE ATTENDED 3 OUT OF THE LAST 25. - 'LL BE GLAD WHEN WE'VE FINISHED THIS DEMO. - THINK IT ISN'T GOING TO BE ONE OF OUR BEST AND - JUST WANT TO GET IT OUT THE WAY SO WE CAN GET STARTED ON SOMETHING ELSE. - HAVE SOME GREAT IDEAS FOR OUR NEXT DEMO (THEY WON'T BE SUITED TO THIS DEMO) AND - ALSO WANT TO GET TO WORK ON OUR FORTH COMING MAGAZINE CALLED " - ONSTITUTIONAL". - CALL IT A TRIBUTE TO " - RUD", OTHERS MAY CALL IT A RIP OFF. - 'M STARTING TO LACK IN IDEAS FOR TEXT SO - 'LL END THINGS HERE. SEE YOU IN ANOTHER SCROLLER, FOLKS..... - IYA AGAIN, FOLKS. - INSTEIN HERE ONCE MORE TYPING AWAY FOR SCROLLER NUMBER FOUR. - ROUP MEETING ON THE 3RD OF - PROMISED BEFORE, - 'M GOING TO LET A FEW FRIENDS FROM OTHER GROUPS HAVE A BIT OF A SAY IN THIS DEMO PART. - OFTWARE TEAM IS SOMEWHERE AROUND HERE TOO. - REETINGS PEOPLES. - PIZODE HERE WITH - OSHIMA AT THE MEETING. - LOT OF INTELECTUALLY STIMULATING PEOPLE AROUND ME. - HAT IS MY CONTRIBUTION TO THIS SCROLLER ( - ERY ITERESTING!?) NOW A WORD OR TWO FROM - GUESS WHO !!! YES THIS IS - . A NAME YOU HAVE NEVER HEARD BEFORE BUT I'LL DRIBBLE ANY WAY.... - DONT KNOW ABOUT THIS - INSTEIN FELLOW .. ABLE TO WRITE THREE AND A HALF SCROLL TEXTS WITHOUT RUNNING OUT OF INSPIRATION OR GOING PSYHCOLOGICALLY MAD OR HIS EYES GO IN THE BACK OF HIS HEAD OR SOME THING ...... - H WELL GOTA GO..... - WILL ANYWAY..... THIS IS THE UNKNOWN AND UNTALLENTED - . SAYING GOOD BUY TO ALL PERSONS READING THIS SCROLL AND ALSO A SPECIAL HELLO TO ALL - ABES WITH BAD ARTHRITIS.......PERSONAL JOKE!!........ ANY WAY BACK TO THE MAN WITH NEVERENDING INSPIRATION AND MAGNETIC EYES ...... - ..... HERE COMES - HRYPTEX OF NO PARTICULAR GROUP (YET)..... - ERE!!!!!! WANT TO CONTACT ME!!!!!!!....WELL TOUGH!!!!!! SORRY I'M NOT A SWAPPER!!!! ( - OTE -- DON'T WORRY ABOUT THIS GUY. - E THINKS HE IS A GRAPHICS ARTIST IN - E'S ONLY 12 AND HAS A LOT TO LEARN ABOUT THE SCENE YET... - 'M HERE IN FRONT OF - ASHING ON HIS KEYBOARD!!!! I'M AT THE - KID IS GETTING PLAYED ON - MIGA!!!! I BROUGHT MY - 64 HERE TONIGHT...I LEFT MY - REETINGS FRIENDS AND NEIGHBOURS. - OULD YOU CARE FOR A DRINK? - O, DON'T WORRY, - 'VE GOT ANOTHER NINE CARTONS IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. - HAVEN'T HAD TOO MUCH TO DRINK, - 'VE ONLY HAD A BEER OR SEVEN. - ITTER....A LOVELY DROP THAT. - WOULD AGREE, TOO....WHERE IS HE? - L' PIZZA FACE IS PROBABLY OFF SOMEWHERE SHARING A CLEARASIL SANDWICH WITH - AVERICK HASN'T EATEN THEM ALL FIRST). - NTERESTING WHAT PEOPLE HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THE CLUB. - VERYBODY WHINGES THAT NOBODY BRINGS THEIR COMPUTERS TO THE MEETINGS BUT NOBODY IS WILLING TO BRING THEIRS IN. - HEY KEEP SAYING " - CAN'T BRING MY MACHINE IN...IT'S WORTH $1600 AND IF - OMBATS MACHINES ARE WORTH WELL OVER $2000 AND - INSTEINS AND MY SET-UPS ARE WORTH A GOOD $1500 AS WELL BUT YOU NEVER HERE US COMPLAIN, DO YOU? - NOUGH GRIPING.... - 'LL HAND YOU BACK TO - 'M OFF FOR A BEER..... - MMM...YES, THANKYOU, - OSYF, FOR YOUR CONSTRUCTIVE CRITISISM (NOT). - THINK IT'S TIME TO LET THE - OFTWARE DUDES HAVE A GO, DON'T YOU? - ET'S SEE WHAT THE 16 - IT GENERATION HAS TOO SAY (APART FROM HOW STUFFED IS MY KEYBOARD)... - REETINGS EARTH CHIEFS! - NCORPORATED (SORT OF) HERE. - VERY QUITE MEETING 'TIS THIS ONE. - E'VE ONLY A HANDFUL OF MEMBERS LEFT AFTER WE KICKED ALL THE SOFTWARE SPONGES (EXCEPT FOR - AIN'T GOT A LOT TO SAY SO - 'LL STAGGER OF AND SEE IF - CAN HOOK UP MORE THAT SEVEN COMPUTER TO ONE POWERPOINT WITHOUT SOMETHING GOING - LSEWHERE.... - O, SORRY GUYS.... - 'VE GOT TO END IT HERE OR ELSE - 'LL NEVER GET THIS PART FINISHED! - ORRY TO THE REST OF THE - GUYS BUT MAYBE YOU'LL GET A CHANCE TO PUBLICISE YOURSELVES IN ANOTHER DEMO. - YE...... " - OSYF. - NELGROVE, SNELGROVE, SNELGROVE AND SNELGROVE AGAIN! - AIRY FLIBBITS TO YOU ALL. - ID ANYBODY SEE YOU COME IN? - HAT'S VERY SNEAKY OF YOU. - EEP UP THE GOOD WORK! - KNOW, LET'S GET THE CREDITS OUT THE WAY SO WE CAN GO OUT THE BACK AND TALK ABOUT LAND ROVERS! - DID THE CREDITS IN THE TOP SCROLLER! - DON'T KNOW HOW TO. - ERBAL FLATULENCE ALLOWS PEOPLE AND GRAPHICS ARTISTS ALIKE TO DO VERY GOOD - EAN IMPERSONATIONS. - UT NOT JUST ANY OLD VERBAL FLATULENCE, BUT GREEN VERBAL FLATULENCE IGNIGHTED BY SNORTING ONLY THE LOWEST GRADE QUALITY BRICK DUST AND LIGHTBULB SHAVINGS. - EDGING A CAR STEREO SIDEWAYS IN YOU EAR HAS BEEN KNOWN TO HELP BUT IT IS NOT RECOMMENDED EXCEPT UNDER THE SUPERVISION OF A GROWN FIVE YEAR OLD. - UR RESEARCHERS HAVE BEEN CONDUCTING RESEARCH INTO THE BACKGROUND OF THESE UNUSUAL PHENOMENEN AND WE (MY MOTHER AND - ) HAVE COME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT LEAVING YOUR CAT IN THE PRESENCE OF YOUR COMPUTER CAN LEAD TO POLICEWOMEN GOING SANE AND AXE MURDERING YOUR YOUNGER BROTHER. - HIS IS NOT GOOD BECAUSE IT PUTS ME OUT OF A JOB. - N THE EVENT THAT THIS DOES HAPPEN, HOWEVER, THE ONLY WAY TO STOP THE NEED FOR YOU TO GO AND SWEEP YOUR PIECES OF SIBLING UP OFF THE FLOOR IS TO FIND AN ARROGANT POLITICIAN OR - FREAK AND SLASH HIS (OR ITS) THROAT WITH A PIECE OF TWO BY FOUR. - HIS WILL RECTIFY ANY HEMAROID PROBLEMS YOUR HOUSE MAY HAVE AND MAKE THE WORLD A MUCH HEALTHIER PLACE TO DIE IN. - HANK ME VERY MUCH LATER FOR - MUST VANISH OUT MY OWN EPIDIDIMUS AND RETURN ONLY ON - ATURDAYS, MEALTIMES AND FOR " - RACTICE" (PRACTICE? - OU'D THINK THAT IF THEY WERE - OCTORS, THEY'D HAVE AT LEAST REACHED THE PEAK OF THEIR SKILLS AND WOULD AT LEAST BE THE BEST THEY COULD BE. - AYBE THEY SHOULD DRINK THEIR - ILO MORE OFTEN...) WHEEE DO DAH DEE DOO DOO DAH DO DHA DO DE DO HERE'S A LITTLE SCROLL - WROTE, YOU MIGHT WANT TO READ IT...ERM...WORD FOR WORD BUT DON'T BOTHER....IT'S FINISHED. - T'S FI - . - HH, THAT'S MUCH BETTER. - MUST ASK YOU, HOWEVER...DO YOU REALLY THINK THIS IS NECESSARY? - CAN NOW REMOVE MY HAT! - YO WORLD, HO HO HO ALL YOUR XMAS'S HAVE COME ON ONE DISK, COZ, YOU GUESSED IT, MESH HAS SPOKEN! WOAH BABY HEY GET DOWN YEAH YEAH ETC... ANYWAY, THIS LITTLE TEXT BIT IS TOTALLY WITHOUT A PURPOSE SO IGNORE IT AT YOUR PERIL! AM I ON DRUGS? ARE YOU???? WHAT IS THIS THING CALLED LIFE ANYWAY? AND WHATZ SO BAD ABOUT BEING DEAD? I CERTTAINLY WOULDN'T KNOW UNLESS RUDOLPH TOLD ME, AND I SWEAR THAT ME AND HIM ARE JUST GOOD FRIENDS, SO GET OUT ANOTHER STELLA ARTOIS AND SINK ONE FER ME MATEY, AND DON'T FORGET TO HOIST THE MAINSAIL COZ THERE ARE PIRATES IN THEM THAR HILLS, 18 CARROT PIRATES, BUT THEIR GARDEN HAD TOO MUCH MANURE, SO ALL THE VEGIES DIED OF SMELL EXHAUSTION... OH S**T, I'M RUNNING OOUT OF DRUGS, AND SO IS MY C64, SO I GUESS ITZ TIME TO BUY ANOTHER LLAMA EXTRACTOR TO PICK MY TOENAILS WITH AGAIN JUST LIKE OLD TIMES HEY? I MEAN, DO YOU REMEMBER LAST CENTURY WHEN WE USED TO JUST TOTALLY FREAK OUT ABOUT THE ADVANCEMENTS BEING MADE IN NON-PHYSICAL PHYSICS, MINUS THE FIZZY DRINK, I'D LIKE A BAROCCA PLEASE, NO I DIDN'T SAY FORD TELSTAR I MEANT A CELICA WITHOUT THE HORSE IN THE PASSENGER SEAT HOLY S**T ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE SENSE THIS EARLY IN THE MORNING? WHATZ GOT OUT OF YOUR EAR AGAIN IT RAINS SAID GRANNY WISEASS FROM PHIL HER DELFIA WASN'T GROWING AS GOOD AS COOL FRUITS IN THE HEART OF A JOY WITHOUT THE FIRES OF MAY WHAT EH S**T MAN MAKE SOME SENSE FOR A CHANGE GOODBYE!. ( - HEM -- LADIES AND GENTLEBLOKES....AN ANOUNCEMENT: THE HAIRY FLIBBIT WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGISE FOR CENSORING - (THAT IS, ME) DON'T ALLOW - RATED EXPLETIVES IN OUR DEMOPARTS, ONLY - RATED ONES SUCH AS - UANTUM IS MOST CERTAINLY TO FOUL A WORD TO MENTION HERE SO - WON'T. - ON'T YOU JUST HATE IT THE WAY THAT THE POSTERS ON YOUR WALLS SEEM TO WOBBLE AND SHAKE ONLY WHEN YOU AREN'T LOOKING AT THEM? - AVE YOU EVER NOTICED HOW THEY ALWAYS SEEMS TO STOP MVING SUDDENLY WHEN YOU DO TURN AROUND TO LOOK AT THEM? - AVE YOU EVER NOTICED HOW - DOESN'T LIVE IN A TOASTER? - AVE YOU EVER NOTICED THAT THE SOLES OF YOUR FEET ARE ALWAYS WRINKLED DESPITE THE FACT THAT THEY ARE THE YOUNGEST PART OF YOU BODY (WELL, THEY ARE NORMALLY....UNLESS YOU WERE BORN SIDEWAYS LIKE - AVE YOU EVER NOTICED - LASH/CURE (THOUGH - BET HE ISN'T YET)? - AVE YOU EVER NOTICED? - ERY PROBABLY, SEEING AS YOU ALWAYS SEEMS TO TALK (BOAST) ABOUT IT. - ELL, HERE IS THE HAIRY ONE SITTING IN HIS FISH TANK ONCE AGAIN, PERFORMING A HIGHLAND FLING UPON THE KEYBOARD. - DON'T SEE WHY EVERYONE TALKS ABOUT GREENING THE PLANET. - 'M A HIPPIE AND THE PLANET LOOKS PRETTY GREEN TO ME. - SHOULD WIPE MY NOSE WITH A HANKIE MORE OFTEN. - EMOVING THAT BACON THAT - DROPPED UNDER THE OVEN THREE YEARS AGO MIGHT BE AN IDEA TOO. - CAUGHT ONE OF MY SOCKS TRYING TO RUN OFF WITH MY MONITOR LAST NIGHT. - 'M PLANNING TO MOVE OUT OF THIS FISH TANK SOON. - 'VE FOUND A LOVELY LITTLE UNIT UNDER THE RIM OF MY TOILET AND THAT'S WHERE - INTER MEAN TO YOU? - READ ONE OF HIS REPORTS ON THE - OMMODORE SHOWS IN - IMBOS HANDING OUT LEAFLETS AND SOFTWARE COMPANIESTRYINGTO OUT-MEGA EACH OTHER".... - DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS TO YOU BUT TO ME, IT CONJURES UP IMAGES OF ALL THESE BE-SUITED MANAGING DIRECTORS STANDING SCREAMING " - EGA" AT EACH OTHER AT THE TOP OF THEIR VOICES.... " - MMMMMEGA" " - O, PERHAPS NOT. - OULD ANYONE CARE TO JOIN ME IN A SLICE OF JOYSTICK? - WILL CONTINUE TO DENY ALL KNOWLEDGE OF BEING A COUNTER SPY FOR - WOULDN'T EAT ONE IF YOU PAID ME A HUNDRED SPARE TYRES WITH COMPACT DISCS THAT A PIECE BITTEN OUT OF THEM BY - OBLET YOUR VASECTOMY YOU!" IF YOU DON'T WATCH YOUR STEREO, NOW SHUT UP AND EAT YOUR CHLORINE BEFORE IT GOES STAGNANT. - OW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME.... - 'M GOING TO TAKE MY IRONING BOARD INTO MY BATH. - ELL, YOU HAVE TO DO THESE THINGS WHEN YOU LIVE IN THE LAND OF THE MIDNIGHT FPHTHLLUUERRRPPPPP SMELL. - H, NO...MY TELEVISION ATTENNA HAS BEEN STOLEN BY A FLOCK OF MARAUDING GNATS! - SUPPOSED TO GROW MY VEGETABLES NOW? - MEAN, WHAT WOULD THE LOCAL YOBBOS DO IF NOT FOR THE POLICE. - HEY WOULD BE OUT THERE PLAYING IN THE STREETS, STEALING ROADS, GRAFFITYING TREES, ROCKING HOUSES.... SWAPPING ROOFS..... AFTER ALL, HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF YOU WOKE UP IN THE MORING TO FIND THAT SOME POLITICIAN HAD STOLEN YOUR DRIVEWAY. - T'S A REAL PAIN HAVING TO GET YOUR WATCH-BUDGIE OUT OF THE DRAINS. - T WOULDN'T BESO BAD IF THEY WOULD JUST HAVE THE COURTESY TO PUSH THE CHAIN WHEN THEY HAD FINISHED. - HERE'S NOTHING SO ANNOYING AS CHASING A BAND OF DRIFTING - CDONALDS CLEANERS DOWN THE ROAD WHEN YOU'VE GOT AN INGROWN LAWN. - Y FENCE IS STARTING TO WILT SO ENJOY THE SALMONELLA, ALL YOU TEABAGS OUT THERE.... - E ARE THE TEABAGS - E'VE GOT REALLY HOOPY - HUI - **K, WE'RE GOOD - NEVER WANTED TO BE A CAR STEREO - E'LL NEVER VOMIT ON YOUR DOORSTEP - ET YOUR FILTHY HANDS OFF OF MY PEICE OF BLUE METAL - E LIE DOWN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD - OUR CHOICE FOR TELEPHONES - HIS IS STARTING TO GET RIDICULOUS. - O YOU SERIOUSLY EXPECT PEOPLE TO READ THIS? - GUESS SO OR ELSE - WOULDN'T WRITE IT, WOULD - 'M STARTING TO SOUND ARROGANT AGAIN. - 'D BETTER WATCH MYSELF OR ELSE NOBODY WILL LIKE ME (SNIFF).....WHAT AM - TALKING ABOUT? - OBODY LIKES ME, ANYWAY! - AS NOBODY ANY RESPECT FOR THE LOWLY MUSICIAN ANYMORE? - AM NOT A CODER, - AM A HUMAN BEING. - ELL, A TROGLADYTE IS CLOSE ENOUGH, IS IT NOT? - OST YOUR PLACE IN THE TEXT? - LOSING MY MIND? - O, THAT WENT OUT FOR A WALK DOWN TO THE PUB ABOUT THREE HOURS AGO. - THINK HE'S LYING UNCONCIOUS ON THE LAWN ALONG - THINK YOU EYES MUST BE STARTING TO HURT BY NOW. - F NOT, TRY READING THE SCROLLER DOWNSTAIRS. - 'LL KEEP TRUNDLING ALONG IN AN INANE ATTEMPT TO KEEP YOU INTERESTED. - THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE WORTH A TRY. - Y PET RATS ARE BEING TO SMELL REAL TERRIBLE. - WAS SUPPOSED TO CLEAN THEM OUT YESTERDAY BUT - DON'T HAVE ANY MORE PINE SHAVINGS. - SHOULD HAVE OF GONE DOWN TO THE PET SHOP TODAY TO BUY SOME MORE BUT - DON'T HAVE ANY CASH AT THE MOMENT. - EOPLE KEEP BORROWING IT FROM ME OR INVITING ME TO PARTIES SO I KEEPS GETTING SPENT ON - IDER AND THE LIKE. - REMEMBERS THAT HE OWES ME $20. - HATE HAVING TO REMIND PEOPLE ALL THE TIME. - -209....REMEMBER THAT YOU STILL OWE ME A - HRISTMAS PRESENT ( - URRY BEFORE ALL THOSE NOVELTY BOTTLES OF - MIRNOFF ARE SOLD OUT!!!! - ODKA FOR EVERMORE! - TRONGBOW AT LEAST FOR A WHILE. - HISKEY, SCOTCH, BOURBON, TEQUILA AND THE LIKE FOR ABOUT TEN SECONDS. - Y HOME-MADE COFFEE LIQUER FOR - T SEEMS TO ME THAT BEING A COMPUTER FREAK GOES HAND IN HAND WITH BEING A - T'S A SHAME THAT THERE IS NOBODY IN THE - OCKINGHAM AREA WHO IS REALLY WORTH TALKING TO. - T SEEMS TO ME THAT IF YOU WANT TO BE ACCEPTED AS A SERIOUS - USER, YOU WILL HAVE NEEDED TO HAVE OF SLEPT WITH AT LEAST HALF OF THE OTHER USERS IN THE AREA AND HAD AT LEAST TWO CHILDREN BY THEM. - NLY THEN WILL EVERYBODY ELSE WANT TO TALK TO YOU. - EY, HERE'S A THOUGHT. - F YOU'VE GOT A DUDE IN YOUR AREA WHO IS REALLY ANNOYING, GO PARK OUTSIDE THEIR HOUSE, PLUG YOUR - INTO YOUR CASSETTE DECK AND PUT ON A TAPE OF - EL'S GREATEST HITS OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. - RESS TRANSMIT FOR ABOUT 30 SECONDS AND THEN LEAVE BEFORE THE DUDE FINDS OUT WHO IS DOING IT TO HIM/HER. - MIGA USERS WITH LARGE ANTENNAS CAN DO THE SAME WITH THOSE - RNIE-TOTAL RECALL DEMO THINGS. - UST WATCH OUT THAT YOU DON'T GET TRACKED DOWN. - AVE FUN, BUT NOT TOO MUCH.... -
THE DIGITAL WRITER V1.7 PRESS SPACE TO READ. ANY OTHER KEY TO WRITE. KHJ - ^[]<>' FOR INTERRUPT CHARS. AND SHIFT,REVERSE OR REVERSE+SHIFT FOR COLOUR CHARACTERS.. PRESS SPACE.. - . MARKS WILL AWARDED ON ORIGINALITY, STRUCTURE AND SOUNDS. NO MARKS WILL BE AWARDED FOR TECHNICAL ACHIEVEMENTS (SUCH AS SAMPLED DRUMS ETC) - THE RULES GO LIKE THIS: 1. ENTRY IS OPEN TO ANY MUSICIAN IN AUSTRLIA (INCLUDING ME). 2. YOU MAY ENTER AS MANY TIMES AS YOU LIKE. 3. ALL ENTRIES MUST BE WRITTEN INITIALLY FOR THE COMPETITION AND I WOULD LIKE NOTIFICATION IF THE TUNE IS TO BE USED IN A DEMO OF SOME SORT - - 4. THERE IS NO RESTRICTION ON STYLE OF MUSIC, EITHER. ALL ENTRIES WILL BE JUDGED BY SOMEONE TOTALLY INDEPENDANT. WE, TOO, DON'T WANT ANY BIAS IN THIS COMP. ANYONE WILLING TO JUDGE SHOULD WRITE TO ME TO APPLY. SPACE! THE JUDGES DECISION IS FINAL AND ANY CORRESPONDANCE, SMALL BRIBES OR TEABAGS WILL HAVE A LARGE RASPBERRY LOBBED IN THEIR DIRECTION. THEY WILL ALSO BE SUBJECT TO PUBLIC HUMILIATION. ANY OTHER QUESTIONS THAT YOU MAY HAVE SHOULD BE SENT TO ME. THE WINNERS WILL BE DIVIED INTO FIVE CATAGORIES: BEST AND SECOND BEST ORIGINAL MUSICIAN BEST AND SECOND BEST COVER MUSICIAN HARDEST TRYER. ALL CORRESPONDANCE SHOULD BE DIRECTED TO EINSTEIN 6 BEADMAN COURT MEDINA WA 6167 ALL ENTRIES MUST BE ACCOMPANIED BY THE FOLLOWING ENTRY FORM ON THE NEXT PAGE. HANDLE/ALIAS: REAL NAME: ADDRESS: AGE: ENTRY NUMBER: SONG TITLE: EDITOR USED: DATE OF COMPOSITION: RUNNING TIME: THAT IS ALL, THANK YOU. - - - HERE WA HAVE THE MUSIC COMPO RULES, LADS - GET IS ALL, THANK YOU. -
THE DIGITAL WRITER V1.7 PRESS SPACE TO READ. ANY OTHER KEY TO WRITE. KHJ - ^[]<>' FOR INTERRUPT CHARS. AND SHIFT,REVERSE OR REVERSE+SHIFT FOR COLOUR CHARACTERS.. PRESS SPACE.. - 'TIS TO THE SOUNDS OF (POP) POPPING CHAMPAGNE CORKS THAT - PROUDLY PRESENTS THEIR NEW(ISH) AND WANTED TO BEFORGOTTEN DEMO CALLED UMM...ERR.... THINGAME....OH, YEAH, REVENGE! IN THIS DEMO, WE HAVE SET SEVERAL NEW WORLD REOCRDS IN STUPIDITY AND VERY LITTLE ELSE. DURING THE CODING, WE RAN INTO SEVERAL PROBLEMS, THE LEAST BEING THE DEPARTURE OF PHAZE SO HE CAN START ANOTHER GROUP CALLED "QUANTUM". ALSO, ONE PART HAS BECOME IMPOSSIBLE TO LINK PROPERLY AND SO IS FORCED TO STAND ALONE ON THE DISK. SORRY, WE CAN'T FIX IT BECAUSE WE ARE WE ARE LAME! BESIDES,IF WE DON'T FINISH CRUNCHING AND GET TO SLEEP SOON, WE ARE GOING TO - THIS DEMO INCLUDES SOME BOG-STANDARD PARTS FROM OUR BOG-STANDARD "MEAT AND VEGIES" CODER -- - -- AND ALSO MY (EINSTEIN) CODING DEBUT. WE ALSO SHOW THAT AN AMIGA CAN BE USED FOR SOMETHING USEFUL, ACTING AS PERSONAL SLAVE TO THE C64. YEAH! THERE ISN'T MUCH IN THE WAY OF GRAPHICS IN THIS DEMO BECAUSE MESH IS INCREDIBLY SLACK AND STYLE AND I DON'T HAVE MUCH ARTISTIC TALENT. ALSO ON THIS DISK SHOULD BE THE RULES AND OTHER INFORMATION CONCERNING THIS MUSIC COMPETION THAT WE ARE TRYING TO ORGANISE. ANYONE AND EVERYONE IN AUSTRALIA ARE WELCOME TO HAVE A GO. SO...WHAT TO THE FUTURE OF - ? WELL, WE ARE PLANNING TO SET UP A DISK- MAG (YET ANOTHER ONE) CALLED - BUT THAT'S A LONG WAY OFF YET. MORE DEMOS WILL BE FORTHCOMING BUT NOT FOR A WHILE YET... WE ARE ALSO PLANNING TO START WORKING ONSOME GAMES. MAKING DEMOS IS FUN BUT YOUCAN'T MAKE A LIVING FROM IT. THE FACT THAT WE AREN'T VERY GOOD AT IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS. HOWEVER, DON'TDESPAIR CHROME FANATICS (BOTH OF YOU) WEWILL BE BACK SOON, BIGGER, BETTER AND SHINIER THAN EVER IN JUST A FEW LONG MONTHS. AND NOW....A REQUEST. - GRAPHICS ARTISTS PREFERED BUT ANYONE IS WELCOME TO TRY. ADDRESSESFOLLOWING AFTER. OKAY, I HAVEN'T PUT ANY GREETINGS ANYWHERE SO THIS IS AS GOOD A PLACE AS ANY. SEE OVER FOR YOURSELF.... HERBAL TEABAGS TO THE FOLLOWING: - (YOU STILL IN HYPE?) - (EVERYBODIES FAVOURITE LUNATIC) - (SO SORRY SOD, YOU'LL GET THE FIRST COPY OF THIS EXCREMENT) - (YOU OLD BASTARD, EAT "REVENGE" AND DIE....HEHEHEHE) - (THIS IS EXCREMENT, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT) - (FINISHED! FORGET ABOUT THE GAME, THOUGH) - (NICE MUSIC, KEEP IT UP!) - (I WANNA HEAR SOME OF YOUR NEWER MUSIC) - (DON'T TRY WRITING MUSIC.....) - (DIE HORRIBLY YOU EGOMANIAC !) - (NO, I WILL NOT GO OUT WITH YOU...YOU DON'T EXIST) - (GO BACK TO SCHOOL) - (NICE MUSIC GUYS) - (YO, WOMBAT! FINISH THE GAME!) - (THANK YOU FOR PAYING ME) - (WHERE'S THE CHEQUE?) - (NICE VODKA!) - (THIS MONITOR BUZZES!) - (IT'S GOOD FRIDAY!) SO, IF YOU SHOULD FEEL DEMENTED ENOUGH TO WANT TO CONTACT US, HERE'S WHERE YOU CAN FIND US: STYLE 16 HERTHA PLACE INNALOO WA 6018 PHONE (09) 244 1279 AND ASK FOR SIMON (NOT THAT HE'S HOME MUCH...) EINSTEIN 6 BEADMAN COURT MEDINA WA 6167 PHONE (09) 419 5201 AND ASK FOR KRIS MESH WE'RE NOT TELLING! NO LETTER BOMBS PLEASE. WE'RE TRYING TOQUIT! TEABAGS ALWAYS WELCOME, THOUGH... A FEW GLITCHES HAVE APPEARED IN THE DEMOSINCE COMPLETION. SOME OF THE PARTS FOUL UP OCCASIONALLY AND CRASH. JUST RESET AND RESTART WITH SYS2064 EXCEPT FOR THE BAMBOLEO MIX WHICH IS 2176. A GLITCH ALSO CREPT IN HERE AND DISTORTSTHE SAMPLES. SORRY. THE SAMPLE QUALITYCOULD BE BETTER BUT IT ALSO HAD TO FIT IN MEMORY! PHAZES LAME DYCP PART STANDS ON IT'S OWNON THE SECOND SIDE OF THE DISK. ANYWAY,WE MUST GO NOW AS WE MUST SLEEP NOW. GOODBYE! - -- WE ARE STUPID IN THE HEAD! - -- WE ARE SMALL FURRY GLOBULES - -- I HATE YOU TALKING TO MYSELF - -- BURP! - -- BE AGRESSIVE - -- FLIES THROUGH THE AIR WITH THE GREATEST OF PAIN - -- A NEW WORLD RECORD IN CREATIVE STUPIDITY - -- WE NEVER GRADUATED FROM KINDERGARTEN - -- WE BREAK LIKE THE WIND - -- WEE KARNT SPEL - -- A 1 BY 2 SCROLLTEXT - -- I LIKE TO EAT DISK DRIVES - -- WHEN I DIE, I WANT TO COME BACK AS THE BLOKE IN THE GUINESSES ADVERT - -- THERE ARE THOSE WHO ARE ELITE, AND THE ARE THOSE WHO HAVE FLATULENCE.... - -- WE ARE RUNNING OUT OF PAGES! - -- YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF THE SLOGANS - -